Because Liu Bei lost at Yi Ling

Ok, so Paul once asked me for a site that would do this, and i thought, hey, i'm bored...again. How about some news? These are just ones that caught my eye.

Everyone's favorite little war

• -is glad he doesn't drive a car anymore-
• Now just imagine what will happen to prices if Turkey does start hitting Iraq. Of course, Maliki is doing a heck of a job of making sure that doesn't happen.
  
• Today is the 5 year anniversary of war authorization in Iraq. Here's what people are saying now.
• This one's for you, little miss genius. Who would have known Silly String could be used in the military?

Everyone's favorite little Mid-East president

• Oh, well if Russia says its all good, then i guess it must be, right?
  

Home life

• See, this is why i have Sprint. Although i'm pretty sure that they are bastards too...
• Larry Craig is like, um...a gift that just keeps giving.
• Meanwhile, the eye-gouging continues on the right.
• I love numbers....Presidential candidates have raised about $420 million and spent a little over $266 million (give or take a few hundred thousand....)
• SCHIP has a new poster child, the (going to fail) veto override is now scheduled for Thursday (or so), and states are at a loss.

Anyways, that was fun, right? 'Cuz it was for me. =P

~M